Violation

Wow.
As you guys should know, I went to the vagina doctor today. EEEEEEWWWWWWW. Oh Dear Budda!!! That was the most embarrassing few moments in my life!!!!!

It took about a thousand years for the lady to finally call me back into the room, which really ticked me off. Once I got in there she took my blood pressure, weighed me, blah blah blah. Then she just left. She just left me in there!!
And so I waited.
And waited.
And waited some more.
.......still waiting.
...........................*zzzzzzz*

Well, after almost passing out the lady came back in there and led me into another room. And I waited again.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.

And then FINALLY, my doctor walked in. I was just a few seconds away from stealing some stuff. mwuahaha.
Well, after she COMPLETELY embarrassed me in front of my mom by asking me if I'm sexualy active, she proceeded in telling me to strip my pants off.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
I stared at her.
DOCTOR: "Well come on, it's ok. I'll be gentle."
ME: "Uhhmm.....Do I have to?"
DOCTOR: "Hahaha, of course! That is what we are here for!" (She's Indian by the way, like Asian Indian, not native American Indian.)

So I stripped on down and hopped onto the table like she said.
Then, she pulled this weird thing outta nowhere.
Oh.Dear.Gawd.
It looked like a freaking alligator!!! It was sooo freaking huge!!
DOCTOR: "Just lie back now, dear. And try to relax."
ME: *wimpers*

I didn't know someone could violate me so quickly....